10) Become the Redskins “extra, extra set of eyes.”
9) Dye the carpet to match the blinds.
8) Play “You're it, quitsies!” with Tanner for hours on end.
7) Catch up on “The Real Housewives of Atlanta.”
6) Develop a drinking problem.
5) Replay 87 Super Bowl (Skins 42 Broncos 10) over & over on Madden. Maybe the
Broncos will win one.
4) Re-create classic Beavis & Butthead scenes with fellow couch potato Colt Brennan.
3) Sing Air Supply and Supertramp songs karaoke style with Yodes (good luck getting Goodbye Stranger out of your heads for the rest of the day...haha.)
2) Remind Nurse Christy after daily sponge bath that the doctor said beer and whiskey are the best medicine for a broken ankle.
Thanks to Porkboy for his input on the list.
Cheers and Hail